Things that I hate

1. Velour












2. Couches that are made of velour
3. Couches that are made of velour that have any of the following printed on them:

Pheasants
Wagon wheels
Patchwork
Barn wood
Animals of any sort (see pheasant)

4. Sculptured carpet
5. "Art" from JC Penneys, Home Interiors, or that you bought specifically to match your couch.
6. Lamps that you can clap or touch to turn on














7. Plastic plants
8. Chairs that either:

a. recline
b. vibrate
c. all of the above

9. Thomas Kincaid (you know, he is the painter of light)











10. Fox News
11. Hummers
12. Mirrored walls, ceilings or doors
13. Cork tiles
14. Indoor/outdoor carpet
15. Vinyl or aluminum siding








16. Patio Doors
17. Small Dogs
18. Most big Dogs
19. Paris Hilton (see small dogs)
20. Praise and worship music
21. The Bombay Company
22. Cinnabon
23. Seafood of almost any sort (don't ask)

That is all for now, I will add more later