Vivisectionist

Pinched Nerve near my rotator cuff-$0 + pain and sleeplessness
Viral Bronchitis-$0 + tons of coughing and annoying my family
Two days away from the office - minus a lot of dollars and vacation time + sleepy time on the couch and HGTV watching
Missed 2 recording sessions- minus $180
Two new prescriptions- minus $200 before insurance

My life, priceless...

Oh well, I wonder what I can decoupage in the next few days?

Very, very sleepy...

The perfect recipe for disturbing sleep:

1. 50 mg Trazadone
2. 5 mg Clonopin
3. 2 Psuedophed (the real kind)
4. 4 mg Lexapro
5. 1 Omeprazol (sp?)
6. 1000 mg Ibuprofen
7. Injured Rotator Cuff
9. dinner of two carrot sticks and 1/4 cup mac and cheese (oh, 4 pretzels)
10. Hard choir rehersal
11. Compiling records for interview on radio
12. 1 cat screeching through the house at all hours
13. 1 Cigar (I don't know why, they were around, shut up)
14. 1 Volvo, making very odd noises
15. Can't get stupid song out of my head

That is all. Not one illegal substance, all medication prescribed, no time for dinner, ARGHHHH, Thursdays are the worst!